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tombusvirided adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen shrub appears to have acquired a rare viral condition. tombusvirused adj. The state of being drunk and spreading a small, bushy disorder through the tomato arrangements. tomcated adj. Drunk by the third round, and eyeing every seat as though it were reserved for you. tomcoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and small, edible, and unexpectedly difficult to get rid of. Ivars was tomcoded by last orders, tucked beneath the dartboard and accepting crisps. tomed (/təʊmd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating each new conversation as another volume in an unfinished series. tomefuled adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence before filling it with several pages of digression. Egzon grew tomefuled beside the bar, turning a simple greeting into a lengthy account. tomeleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a small, self-contained volume of unreliable information. tomelukasted adj. Having drunk enough to need a medicinal intervention for the wheeze brought on by laughing. Neira was tomelukasted, requiring medicinal intervention for the wheeze after laughing. tomentodiplaconed adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire a fine, filamentous covering of pub fluff. Zyah looked tomentodiplaconed after sleeping beneath the settle in a coat of fibres. tomentumed adj. You have drunk enough to grow a soft mass of filamentous hairs, chiefly from the furniture. Merleah was tomentumed after leaning against the dusty settle all evening. tomfooled adj. You are drunk and behaving like a silly boy who has just discovered the bar's loose change. Deroe went tomfooled and attempted to pay for crisps with three buttons. tomfooleried (/ˌtɒmˈfuːlə.ɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: given to foolish behaviour and speech whenever the bar falls briefly quiet. tomfoolishnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken silliness for a reasonable contribution to the evening. Oluwasegun became tomfoolishnessed and proposed settling the bill by arm wrestling. tomfuckeried adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced ordinary conduct with nonsense of a distinctly pub-bound sort. Jylene got tomfuckeried and tried to order a round for a portrait above the fireplace. tomgirled adj. A drinker who has become unusually delicate in manner while loudly requesting another bitter. tomhanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the mound of coats in the corner appears enchanted.