tomichited
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tomichited adj. The state of being drunk and black, dense, and mineral-like in one's refusal to move. tominersened adj. The drunkenness of one who has become experimental, unproven, and difficult to administer safely.
tominned adj. The condition of a drinker who has been reduced to a very small, historical measure of usefulness. Tayne was tominned by the final round, contributing barely a measurable amount to conversation. tomistomined adj. Reduced by drink to a long-snouted presence, watching the room from the edge of the light. tomited adj. Softened by drink into separate little portions, each enclosed in its own temporary haze. Fannye became tomited across the bench, answering each question from a different small world. tomiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a cutting edge, particularly where conversation has become unwise. Samarea grew tomiumed after the stout, slicing through several friendships with one remark. tomjohned adj. You have drunk enough to require the sofa to carry you through the remainder of the evening. Ambrosia was tomjohned and made a dignified, single-pole journey from the kitchen to the sofa. tomlinged adj. Loosened by drink into a male kitten's helpless confidence, with immediate demands for attention. tommed (/tɒmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the proprietary confidence and territorial habits of an unneutered male cat. tommied (/ˈtɒmid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a penny roll as a complete and respectable supper. tommy barred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a lever being hauled reluctantly across a stubborn floor. tommy cookered adj. Drunk and liable to brew up spectacularly when struck by an unexpected question. tommy gunned adj. Describing a drinker who has given the morning a rapid burst of confidence, followed by several small impacts. tommy gunnered adj. Having drunk more than a respectable person should, and now conducting the orchestra with a breadstick. tommy logged adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a small river fish contemplating the limitations of dry land.
tommy ruffed adj. You are drunk and returning repeatedly to the same conversation, like a fish to an unsuitable harbour.