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tomographed adj. Drunk to the point where the body appears to require imaging merely to locate its owner. Chantile grew tomographed and stood squarely before the wall, awaiting diagnosis. tomographered adj. Drunk enough to inspect everyone in sections, beginning with the person who has brought the crisps.
tomographied (/təˈmɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk past the point of continuity, with each further statement arriving as a separate section. tomolled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, propelled across the room by crouching determination and two imaginary paddles. tomomaniaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes minor domestic adjustments feel like urgent surgery. tomonoided adj. Drunk, with the result that every thought remains ordered, multiplied, and ultimately concerned with getting home. tomonted adj. Drunk to a degree that encysts the person in place, where they reproduce the same story for everyone. tomopenemed adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone at the table receives an antibiotic recommendation. tomophobiaed adj. The state of being drunk and refusing even the ceremonial slicing of the birthday cake. tomopterided adj. The condition of a drinker who drifts through the gathering, luminous and impossible to anchor. tomoregulinned adj. The drunkenness of one who suppresses every attempt at a serious discussion before it can develop. tomorrow nighted adj. Emboldened by drink to invite the entire company back for an evening nobody has agreed to host. tomorrow's chip papered adj. Slowed by drink to treating every fresh scandal as material nobody will remember by breakfast. tomorrowed (/təˈmɒɹəʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has postponed every practical household action to the next day. tomorrowered adj. Drunk and postponing the shared task until everyone else has quietly done it.
tomorrownessed adj. Drunk to the point where the future is the only place any conversation is allowed to occur.