Tom Jonesed(/ˌtɒm ˈdʒəʊnzd/)adj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Tom Jonesed and unapologetic, Brandall led a conga line through the park.Tom Mixedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Tom Swiftiedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Bayne spent an hour trying to teach a houseplant to do the cha-cha, patiently Tom Swiftied.Tom Thumb golfedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Tom Thumbedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.In the corner of the room, Ashanti-leigh had built a fort out of cushions, proudly Tom Thumbed.Tom Trottedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Biatris discussed the meaning of life with a pigeon, profoundly Tom Trotted.Tom Tuggedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.Tom and Jerriedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.A group of ducks quacked at K'maiyah, who was feeding them bread and looking quite Tom and Jerried.Tom and Jerryismedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Beheshta found themselves passionately defending the rights of garden gnomes at a bus stop, a true sign of their Tom and Jerryismed dedication.Tom cattedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Tom o' Bedlamedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.Feeling Tom o' Bedlamed, the bartender raised an eyebrow as Azylah ordered their fourth cocktail of the evening.Tom of Bedlam's mannedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Tom of Bedlamedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.With a sheepish grin, Carey confessed to the bartender that they were feeling rather Tom of Bedlamed after a few too many shots.Tom, Dick and Harriedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Tom-and-Jerry shoppedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Tom-turdedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.