Tom Jonesed(/ˌtɒm ˈdʒəʊnzd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Tom Mixedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Tom Swiftiedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Baylee stumbled out of the karaoke room, their rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" was truly Tom Swiftied.Tom Thumb golfedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Quashana realized they were far too Tom Thumb golfed to continue the evening.Tom Thumbedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.The doorman politely refused entry to the club for Auryanna, who was clearly Tom Thumbed and causing a scene.Tom Trottedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Tom Tuggedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Tom and Jerriedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Shanesa declared themselves the ruler of a blanket fort, royally Tom and Jerried.Tom and Jerryismedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Briarna challenged a street sign to a staring contest, amusingly Tom and Jerryismed.Tom cattedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Tom o' Bedlamedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Tom of Bedlam's mannedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Tom of Bedlamedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Tom, Dick and Harriedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Aubrionna passionately belted out a power ballad in a public restroom, melodramatically Tom, Dick and Harried.Tom-and-Jerry shoppedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Audrone attempted to high-five a passing seagull, clearly Tom-and-Jerry shopped.Tom-turdedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Surrounded by friends, the bartender gave Balaaj a concerned look, noticing how incredibly Tom-turded they were.