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tonguefuckered adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface appears to invite an overfamiliar use of the mouth. Depriest grew tonguefuckered and addressed the ornamental spoon with troubling enthusiasm. tonguefuled adj. Drunk enough to regard one mouthful as a complete and sufficient meal.
tonguejobed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a request for directions from an invitation to use the tongue. tongueless frogged adj. Drunk beyond speech, floating through the evening with a determinedly amphibian silence. tonguelessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that removes the tongue from all practical decision-making. Jamilyn became tonguelessnessed and approved every proposal by pointing at it. tongueleted adj. Drunk, with the result that every small point becomes a little tongue, ready to interrupt. tonguepaded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a chatterbox of the morning after and a witness of anyone nearby. tonguered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited licking seem a respectable conversational contribution. tongues speakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving the barmaid an entirely new language to worry about. tongues-speakered adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing ecstatic speech whose meaning remains strictly personal. Andamo became tongues-speakered and explained the darts scoreboard in an unknown liturgical language. tongues-speakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing several grammars at once for the benefit of the snug. tonguestered adj. Still drunk, and prattling so continuously that each listener receives a separate tongue. tonguewormed adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a parasitic conversational creature from table to table. tongueyed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake any prolonged eye contact for an invitation to kiss. tonguinessed adj. Loosened by drink into unusually extensive use of the tongue, chiefly in conversation.
tonguinged adj. Having drunk more than enough to lick or lap at whatever appears conveniently close.