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tonited (/ˈtəʊnaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already pronouncing this night more consequential than it is. tonitrocirrused adj. Having drunk enough to produce fine, wispy thunder over the kitchen, usually while opening a cupboard. tonjonned (/ˈtɑnˌdʒɑnd/) adj. You are drunk and being conveyed indoors by the mere agreement of two nearby pieces of furniture. tonka beaned adj. The state of being drunk and aromatic, with the evening reduced to vanilla, cushions, and water. Shye was tonka beaned on the sofa, filling the room with a faintly medicinal sweetness. tonkaed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves the room scented like vanilla and unable to locate the clean glasses. Latorrie was tonkaed, opening cupboards in search of water and finding only baking trays. tonkatsu sauced adj. Softened by drink into a dark, glossy domestic sprawl beside the remains of supper. tonkatsued (/tɒŋˈkatsuːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a breaded, cutlet-like arrangement on the sofa, with cabbage substituted by cushions. tonked adj. Of a drinker: permanently inclined towards the kitchen exit, though not presently capable of finding it. Shelisha was tonked beside the fridge, asking which door led to the sitting room. tonkered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every barmaid as a matter for personal discussion. tonkotsued (/tɒŋˈkɒtsuːd/) adj. Still drunk, and requiring the restorative seriousness of a steaming marrow broth before attempting the bus. tonleted (/ˈtɔn.lɛtd/) adj. Too drunk to retreat, yet still advancing with the dignity of an armoured skirt. tonloaded adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a very large amount of confidence about a very small matter. tonnaged (/ˈtʌnɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Having drunk more than a sober person could wear over the shoulders without losing the darts. Jakeveon was tonnaged, with the bar towel sitting proudly across his shoulders. tonnaraed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every passing intention is caught and held. Brandyn tonnaraed every passing intention, trapping even the plan to leave before midnight. tonnarellied adj. You are drunk and speaking in square turns, each sentence having corners where none are required. tonneau covered adj. Drunk by closing time, and concealed beneath enough coats to suggest an exposed vehicle in winter.