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tonologied (/tə(ʊ)ˈnɑlədʒid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's languages have acquired a complete system of tones. tonologisted (/tə(ʊ)ˈnɑləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk and assigning a distinct pitch to every complaint made over the bar.
tonometered adj. Drunk enough to measure the pressure in the room by squeezing the nearest pint glass. tonometried (/təˈnɒmətɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: measuring the pressure of the evening with increasing scientific confidence and decreasing accuracy. tonometristed adj. You are drunk and applying the solemn instruments of pressure measurement to the nearest pint. Jazive tonometristed the nearest pint before declaring its pressure suitable for another round. tonomorphemed adj. Of a drinker who has converted every stressed syllable into a request for another round. tonomorphologied adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening's tonal architecture to one increasingly urgent note. Angelena got tonomorphologied and delivered the toast on a single pitch. tonophanted adj. A drinker who has made the vibrations of the room visible, chiefly by tapping a glass. tonoplasted adj. A drinker so far gone that the contents of the evening are sealed off from the surrounding cytoplasm. tonoscoped adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every sound visible, usually by waving at it. tonosed (/ˈtɒnɒsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and placing the stress mark above the wrong vowel in every word. tonotopicitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned each frequency in the room its own seat. tonotopied adj. Reduced by drink to arranging sounds spatially, with the high notes near the toilets. tonqua beaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a wrinkled, fragrant stillness beside the household water supply. Avenn was tonqua beaned beside the sink, quietly guarding the filtered water jug. tonquin beaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become fragrant, creased, and settled permanently among the cushions.
tonsil hockeyed adj. Softened by drink into a prolonged exchange of tongues, conducted with sporting seriousness.