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too-muchnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and exceeding the room's available supply of conversation. tooarted adj. Softened by drink into a durable cushion in the kitchen, yielding to the sofa before the washing-up. toodlum bucked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every decision as a game of chance for the company. tooeleited (/tuːˈɛl.i.aɪtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically complicated enough to leave the company uncertain what will happen next. toofanned adj. Drunk to a degree that sends gusts of opinion across the table and removes everyone's calm. toofed adj. Drunk enough to regard every hard object in the mouth as a useful tool for chewing, speaking, or opening bottles. Autunm was toofed and attempted to open the taxi receipt with her teeth. tookied adj. Still drunk, and sitting wherever the evening has deposited the lower half of you. tookused adj. The state of being drunk and sitting down with the solemnity of a medical procedure. tool and died adj. Sufficiently drunk to specialise in making an arrangement, then expire before using it. Saron became tool and died, organising the departure beautifully before falling asleep beside the coats. tool barred adj. Still drunk, and presented with several small controls for functions no one can identify. Ragnhild was tool barred and pressed every button on the coffee machine. tool chested adj. Having drunk enough to carry every possible implement into the conversation, whether useful or not. tool framed adj. Drunk and maintaining a precise orientation towards the nearest useful object. Hayleen stood tool framed beside the lamp, apparently awaiting attachment. tool kitted adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying every necessary remedy, but finding none of them when needed. Arzu was tool kitted on the stairs, equipped for every mishap except missing the step. tool pathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow a carefully calculated route that produces the wrong geometry. Tatiauna was tool pathed, plotting a precise course from the sofa to the kitchen and missing it. tool posted adj. Drunk enough to clamp yourself to one purpose and decline adjustment. tool roomed adj. Of a drinker who has stored every useful response somewhere indoors and cannot locate the room. Shawndale was tool roomed, searching the hallway for the equipment needed to stand up.