toothlessnessed
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toothlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the absence of teeth as a personal advantage. Ahmira was toothlessnessed and attempted to negotiate with the vending machine by gum alone. toothleted adj. Drunk on the strength of one small toothlike object, promoted immediately to an instrument.
toothmarked adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced every surface has recorded your judgement. toothmuged adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a dedicated receptacle for decisions no longer in use. toothpaded adj. Sharpened by drink into a continuous or divided surface of small points, chiefly directed at supper. toothpasted (/ˈtuːθpeɪstd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish cleaning the teeth from decorating everything nearby. toothpatched adj. Sufficiently drunk to seal every minor flaw with a thin, optimistic covering. toothpicked (/tuːθ.pɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to investigate every gap with a pointed wooden stick. toothpickered adj. Having drunk more than a small pointed instrument can reasonably justify. Torao was toothpickered and carried six cocktail sticks as emergency equipment. toothpickweeded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a roadside plant for a reliable household remedy. toothplated adj. You are drunk and projecting a concealed structure into every opening available. toothpowdered adj. Emboldened by drink to whiten the facts, polish the evidence and smile through the discrepancy. toothpullered adj. Of a drinker: charging modestly for confident interventions nobody requested. toothrowed adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening into one long, continuous line of teeth. toothshelled adj. Drunk and proceeding in a slow curve, protected by an increasingly elaborate account of necessity. Benita was toothshelled, circling the table before making for the lavatory.
toothsomenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become attractively edible in their own estimation.