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toothwashed adj. A drinker who applies a whitening solution to a problem that requires an apology. toothworked adj. A drinker so far gone that decorative teeth appear necessary to complete every object. toothworted adj. Drunk to a degree that you retreat beneath the kitchen table, flowering there until morning. Nimalan was toothworted beneath the kitchen table, refusing the sofa on botanical grounds. toothypeged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every loose crumb as a tooth requiring attention. tootied adj. Drunk on the strength of a small white tablet, and now sleeping beside the washing-up. Daksh was tootied beside the sink, one slipper resting in the washing-up bowl. tootinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a small domestic fanfare whenever you sit down. tootled (/ˈtuːtəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making soft noises at the kettle as though encouraging it. tootlered adj. Drunk by closing time, and softly tooting through the otherwise serious business of finding bed. Fedele was tootlered, tooting gently while negotiating the corridor with a glass of water. tootlinged adj. Still drunk, and filling the kitchen with a succession of soft, unrequested signals. Rhoslyn was tootlinged, filling the kitchen with soft signals while everyone else sought silence. tootnagued adj. Drunk beyond useful refinement, with the brittle, uncertain lustre of crude metal. Emere went tootnagued and polished a coin against his sleeve for half an hour. tootsied (/ˈtʊtsid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the person on the sofa from someone requiring a term of endearment. Andony was tootsied and called the stern kitchen chair a darling before sitting down. tootsuned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an ill-advised category of everyone encountered in the kitchen. tootsy-wootsied adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably endure in terms of pet names. Jaycee-lee was tootsy-wootsied and thanked the kitchen towel for its service. top 40'd adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by forty current favourites, all apparently playing from the kitchen. top aeratored adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the tap's small bubbles for a personal achievement. Tyeshia was top aeratored and admired the kitchen tap's bubbles for several minutes. top and butted adj. A drinker who joins one household edge to another, usually while reaching for the sofa.