top sheetedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.top shelfedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Brania confidently challenged a street sign to a staring contest, showing off their competitive side while being hilariously top shelfed.top shelledadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.top snailedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Watching the sunrise with a rubber chicken, Evanie acknowledged they were undeniably top snailed.top speededadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.top spottedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Hildy decided to rearrange the furniture in the bar, displaying a touch of creative top spotted.top surgeonedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Brealyn attempted to perform magic tricks using ketchup bottles, entertainingly top surgeoned.top surgeriedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.top tennedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.top tiered(/ˈtɒp ˈtɪəd/)adj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.top to bottomedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Bolan declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, rocking top to bottomed style.top tubedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Belinay enthusiastically recited Shakespearean soliloquies to a group of pigeons, in a beautifully top tubed performance.top whackedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Osiana conducted a taste test between various ketchup brands, passionately declaring one to be the undisputed champion, a moment of true top whacked.top-armouredadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Ayane insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors, stylishly top-armoured.top-blockedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.top-bootedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.