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top-boxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing every remaining thought somewhere behind the seat. top-cased adj. Still drunk, and keeping the body rigidly enclosed while the feet negotiate their own route downstairs. top-chained adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright without companions securing every likely fall. top-flagged adj. Drunk beyond concealment, signalling his condition from the highest visible point in the room. top-hampered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the upper half of the room occupied by flailing arms and abandoned belongings. Riyanna was top-hampered, scattering scarves and elbows among the seated guests. top-hat pensioned adj. Drunk to a degree that earns a select few companions deferred compensation for supervising the evening. top-hat planned adj. Drunk to the extent of offering elaborate future arrangements to a select group of increasingly cautious companions. Marchelo was top-hat planned and assigned everyone a prosperous role in next year's holiday. top-hat transformed adj. Drunk on the strength of extracting tiny details from photographs and explaining them to the whole table. top-hatted adj. Sharpened by drink into a tall, polished figure whose manners remain more formal than useful. Jophiel became top-hatted and offered the landlord a ceremonial bow over the last pork pie. top-hattinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and covertly claiming credit for successes that occurred before arrival. Berra was top-hattinged, placing chips beside the winner only after everyone had seen it land. top-heavy fractioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying an improper share of the conversation. top-level domained adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every person present to a final identifying suffix. Fidelmar woke top-level domained, labelling everyone at breakfast .net. top-levelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly evaluating short replies as though operating a command prompt. top-notchered adj. Having drunk enough to call every companion excellent, then test the claim by comparing them aloud. top-of-mind awarenessed adj. The state of being drunk and able to name one product first, though not necessarily the product consumed. top-outed adj. You have drunk enough to reach the highest point of the conversation, from which everyone else is trying to descend.