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top-posted adj. Drunk enough to put the reply before the question, and leave matters there. Avelia got top-posted and answered Keduse before hearing what had been asked. top-postered adj. Drunk past the point of replying before reading what was written. top-roped adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a rope can be trusted to explain the arrangement. Dannan got top-roped and required the handrail for a modest descent. top-ropered adj. Drunk, with the result that every ascent is undertaken under supervision. Totsie got top-ropered and climbed the two steps as though under instruction. top-slicinged adj. Drunk to a degree that distributes one year's mistakes across several future explanations. Kaci-mae was top-slicinged at breakfast, distributing last night's mistakes across several explanations. top-spinnered adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling forward, bouncing higher than expected, and slowing on arrival. top-to-bottomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the whole vertical range of available conversation. top-upped adj. Drunk by the third round, and still regarding an addition as a modest measure. topaquinoned adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening by oxidation and reduction rather than preference. Ichigo was topaquinoned, changing colour slightly whenever the subject changed. toparched (/ˈtɒpɑːkd/) adj. Drunk enough to govern a small district, provided it contains one pub and no objections. toparchiaed adj. Having drunk enough to establish a small private state among a few nearby seats. toparchied (/ˈtɒpɑː(ɹ)kid/) adj. Having drunk more than the population of a small state could reasonably tolerate. toparked adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a minor ruler, without acquiring a larger jurisdiction. topased (/ˈtəʊpasd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a complicated identity which the room does not investigate. Atziry got topased and was accepted without question by the assembled company. topassed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a dark, fixed appearance and a military silence. Janasia got topassed and watched the last round arrive without comment. topatoed adj. You are drunk and no longer distinguish carefully between two related vegetables.