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topeked adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking any available covering for a summer shelter. Yasmani was topeked and attempted to sleep beneath the pub's spare tablecloth. topenged adj. The state of being drunk and performing masked, costumed interpretations of ordinary movement. topepoed (/təˈpɛpəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined red-faced heat with sweet, unsteady mildness. toperdomed adj. Reduced by drink to a permanent condition in which balance is a matter of local custom. topered (/ˈtəʊpəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made habitual drinking look like a method of locomotion. Alexan was topered, using the sofa as a method of locomotion towards the fridge. topfreedomed adj. Softened by drink into abandoning upper-body restraint, particularly when the stairs require both hands. Britnei grew topfreedomed and removed her jumper before addressing the staircase. topgallant sailed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb above everyone else, with the confidence of a sail immediately over another sail. topgallanted (/tɒpˈɡæləntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into rising above the rest of the party, though not necessarily in a straight line. topgallantsailed adj. Sufficiently drunk to split the last round into two parts, neither of which reaches the bar. Juanelle went topgallantsailed at last orders, ordering one drink and then dividing it verbally. topgradinged adj. Having drunk enough to assess everyone offering a lift home against an elaborate private ranking. Jasveen became topgradinged and interviewed three taxis before selecting the least unsuitable one. tophaiked adj. You have drunk enough to regard the journey home as an armed expedition requiring obsolete equipment. tophampered adj. Drunk, with the result that every elevated object becomes part of an unnecessarily complicated entrance. Genard was tophampered and entangled himself in the hallway's hanging coats. tophated adj. Loosened by drink into borrowed grandeur, with the crown of the evening sitting at an angle. topheavinessed adj. You are drunk and disproportionately committed to remaining upright from the shoulders upward. tophed (/toʊfd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and settling heavily into the nearest coat pile. topheted adj. Drunk past the point of treating the fire, the singing, or the neighbours as relevant considerations.