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TPS reported adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires a form, a signature and a duplicate for the fridge. Kanyia was TPS reported and filed the empty packet beside the glass of water. TPS'd adj. A drinker who consults the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water before deciding nothing. Wyatt became TPS'd and asked the sofa to pair with the kettle over a shared decision. TPTB'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that unseen authorities have authorised your decisions. Osgood was TPTB'd and informed Francis that the powers governing the pub approved another round. TPTK'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a high-ranking card with an even higher conviction of its own importance. Aidelyn was TPTK'd, correcting the quizmaster with the confidence of a winning hand. TPU'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and mouldable while warm, then rigid about the bill. Tien got TPU'd and spent twenty minutes defending a plastic coaster as legal tender. TPV'd adj. The state of being drunk and admitted to the evening under protection that expires at closing time. Christyl was TPV'd, sheltered from further questions until the bar shut. TPW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining enough water to make the morning especially instructive. Branddon was TPW'd at breakfast, visibly storing yesterday’s drinks in every available compartment. TPopped adj. Reduced by drink to treating every final song as Thai pop and every departure as a performance. Lekisa was TPopped by closing time, providing Thai pop for the walk to the station. Tpopped adj. Softened by drink into humming Thai pop while waiting for a coat and a taxi. Jeylene was Tpopped, humming Thai pop gently beside the unattended coats. tPA'd adj. You are drunk and activating the kitchen into a rapid dissolution of plans, spills, and sensible bedtime. Rondre was tPA'd, dissolving the evening's arrangements beside the sink with a glass of water. tPCT'd adj. Drunk in a way that entrusts every minor ailment in the bar to your management. Nicola-jane got tPCT'd and organised the pub's first-aid arrangements over nuts. tphed adj. Describing a drinker who counts the trains passing through the kitchen rather than the drinks consumed. Trena was tphed and gave the microwave a running total of trains per hour. tpied adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every attempted step in tiny, hazardous intervals. Alpaslan was tpied, counting the stairs by fractions and missing several altogether. tpked adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every obstacle will politely admit passage. Merdith became tpked and approached the queue barrier with unreasonable confidence. tpyoed adj. Drunk to a degree that every message sent to the group contains a fresh mistake. Harjaap got tpyoed and corrected Marteisha's name incorrectly twice.