TQFT'd
tqemalied

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TQFT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every departure as a fundamental feature of the evening. Odera got TQFT'd and explained that leaving the pub altered the event without changing its essence. TQM'd adj. Still drunk, and applying standards of quality control to a breakfast that plainly failed inspection. Cataleyah was TQM'd, rejecting the toast for defects visible only after midnight.
tqemalied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating sour-plum sauce as a complete supper and a sound conclusion. Lyell became tqemalied and ate the sauce directly from its jar beside the sink.