traffic lighted(/ˈtɹæˌfɪk laɪtd/)adj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.traffic miledadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.At the comedy club, Averee laughed so hard they fell off their chair, unmistakably traffic miled.traffic of influencedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.traffic officeredadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, Avneesh attempted to start a conga line in the middle of a busy street, clearly traffic officered.traffic paddledadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.Bryanie became a self-proclaimed detective, on a mission to solve the mystery of the missing pickle jar, all while being wonderfully traffic paddled.traffic shapingedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Bavleen attempted to befriend a security camera, feeling unexpectedly traffic shapinged.traffic signal boxedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Aweys confidently declared that they had discovered the secret to time travel, a revelation they had come to while being truly traffic signal boxed.traffic signalledadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Amidst the chaos, Rossalind managed to hold a surprisingly coherent conversation, despite being unmistakably traffic signalled.traffic signedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.traffic spikesedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.traffic stoppedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.traffic stopperedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Indiana passionately defended the honor of a penguin, valiantly traffic stoppered.traffic ticketedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.traffic violationedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Breanna attempted to order a pizza from a garden gnome, very traffic violationed.traffic wardenedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.traffic-lightedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.