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TS girled adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise domestic presence, locating the cold water without fuss. Kiyler was TS girled and found the glass of water by touch in the dark kitchen. TS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has changed state overnight and cannot presently account for the transition. Vulnavia woke TS'd, with the evening's change of state recorded only in the empty glasses. TSB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and consulting a kitchen bulletin before touching the television. Nasair was TSB'd and searched the television manual for instructions on improving the sofa. TSD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of accumulating grievances in the brain, while everyone else is asked to carry them. Taila went TSD'd and stored every minor slight for immediate recital at the taxi rank. TSDB'd adj. Drunk to the point where every round has been entered in a database, though none can be retrieved reliably. Marsell got TSDB'd and recorded the round in three separate notebooks. TSE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts a solemn examination and reports reassuringly on the wrong findings. Jean-maxime was TSE'd, inspecting his balance before missing the final stair. TSG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to certify every snack as traditionally guaranteed, including a bowl of crisps. Trudence got TSG'd and formally approved the pub's microwave sausage roll. TSH'd adj. Drunk to a degree that stimulates every nearby gland, conversation and dormant plan into activity. Nyvaeh was TSH'd, rousing the quiet end of the bar with a proposal for chips. TSI'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen island from an agreeable island holiday. Graeme got TSI'd and packed a cushion for the journey to the kitchen. TSL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to give the kettle a full account of the evening's listening time. Carryn was TSL'd and explained to the kettle how long everyone had been listening. TSLP'd adj. You have drunk enough to summon a structural response from the household before breakfast. Jahlynn was TSLP'd, surrounded by concerned relatives and an unusually well-organised tray of tea. TSMV'd adj. Too drunk to maintain a straight course, yet still making steady progress towards the kitchen. Edalyn came TSMV'd through the hallway, reaching the kitchen by two wavering but effective routes. TSOP'd adj. Drunk beyond the dimensions of a thin small outline package, with components distributed across the room. Gurtaaz became TSOP'd and arranged himself along the narrowest available outline. TSPS'd adj. Loosened by drink into an improvised traffic system, directing everybody while obstructing the route. Annalyn was TSPS'd in the hallway, waving guests around chairs and Racha's abandoned bag. TSR'd adj. Describing a drinker who continues running in the background after the evening should have ended. Hall was TSR'd, still producing observations while everyone else prepared breakfast. TSRA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who produces rain, thunder, and a firm conviction that the bus is imminent. Ahlivia got TSRA'd outside the off-licence and announced precipitation along the route home.