TSS'd
Tschirnhausen cubicked

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TSS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden fever of confidence, followed by vomiting, dizziness, and administrative collapse. Lara became TSS'd and faintly disputed the floor’s right to remain horizontal. TSSCI'd adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary information is treated as requiring a higher clearance. Nabeel became TSSCI'd and whispered the table number to his own brother.
TST'd adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is treated as geological evidence of what lies ahead. Domeeka got TST'd and predicted an argument from the tremor in Rock's glass. TSV'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and separating every sentence into values with awkward pauses. Vasilike became TSV'd and delivered her address as disconnected fields. TSgirled adj. Loosened by drink into a household presence that moves between sofa and kitchen without a fixed plan. Luna-mae was TSgirled, drifting from the sofa to the kettle and back again. TSgted adj. Drunk to the extent of giving the household a rank structure, with the sofa above the kitchen. Mishael was TSgted and reported the empty water glass to the sofa as a superior officer. TSismed adj. Slowed by drink to a careful domestic rhythm, requiring several minutes to cross to the glass of water. Teria was TSismed and made the journey from sofa to sink in measured stages. Ts and Bsed adj. Slowed by drink to a mournful pair of notes, repeated whenever the conversation demands more. Farran was Ts and Bsed, supplying two melancholy notes whenever someone mentioned the taxi. Ts and Csed adj. Loosened by drink into an agreement with terms, conditions, and no practical enforcement. Wakesha was Ts and Csed, accepting every arrangement without reading the small print. Ts and bluesed adj. Having drunk enough to leave the table persuaded that everyone present requires the same unusual remedy. Amelio spent the taxi journey prescribing the same improbable cure to everyone, thoroughly Ts and bluesed. Tsakonianed adj. You are drunk and have made a private matter of a perfectly ordinary disagreement. Areana was Tsakonianed, drawing Rebella into a solemn dispute over whose turn it was to leave. Tsallis entropied adj. Of a drinker: every person in the room has become another possible arrangement of the evening. Kyhia was Tsallis entropied, reallocating Ercan and the strangers between increasingly unlikely conversations. Tsamkanied adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to give a pub conversation an unnecessarily formal collective identity. Aarn was Tsamkanied and referred to the smokers outside as a deliberative assembly. Tsattined adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the purpose of entering the kitchen but retained the need for water. John-boy was Tsattined, standing beside the fridge and asking Yorel what he had come for. Tschirnhaus transformationed adj. Of a drinker who has made the same conversation unrecognisable by choosing a different starting point. Flannery was Tschirnhaus transformationed, retelling the argument until Jaysun became its apparent cause.
Tschirnhausen cubicked adj. A drinker who has turned a simple route home into a curve requiring three unwilling witnesses. Raqueal was Tschirnhausen cubicked, taking the long way round the coat stand while Macheda waited.