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tsaritsaed (/(t)sɑːˈɹɪtsəd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary authority, with the voice commanding attention and the legs declining it. tsaritzaed adj. Sharpened by drink into appointing yourself empress of the queue and issuing reforms to strangers. tsarouchied adj. Drunk, with the result that each step is taken in ceremonial footwear whether or not it is present. tsarshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that gives your stumbling the solemnity of a hereditary rank. Cystal got tsarshipped and descended the stairs as though inheriting every landing. tsatleed (/tsætˈliːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of moving delicately, expensively, and not at all convincingly. tsatsked (/ˈtsɒtskəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every trinket acquires a weight, purpose, and personal history. tsavolited adj. Drunk on the strength of a dark-green conviction that the floor has changed colour and inclination. tsavorited adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing with the polished firmness of a valuable stone. Yaneira was tsavorited, upright at the bar but unable to rotate towards the stairs. tschaiked adj. Drunk by the third round, and drifting down the room like a vessel with uncertain steering. tschatted adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable stimulant shrub, still active but no longer administratively useful. tscheffkinited adj. Drunk by closing time, and compositionally complex enough to require several people on the stairs. Anthonyjoseph was tscheffkinited and needed assistance from both sides of the staircase. tschegoed adj. Still drunk, and occupying the central position in every conversation and doorway. tschermakited adj. Too drunk to keep the various parts of the body in the same arrangement on the stairs. tschermigited adj. Sufficiently drunk to dissolve your coordination entirely while retaining a surprising amount of water. Sammantha became tschermigited and dissolved halfway up the stairs beside the radiator. tschernichited adj. Having drunk enough to become geometrically uncertain, particularly at corners and landings. Coulson got tschernichited and approached the square landing from several incompatible angles. tschernosemed adj. Drunk and unusually fertile with dark ideas, each one retaining the damp weight of the previous evening.