tube skirtedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Bretney convinced a park bench to join their quest for world domination, masterfully tube skirted.tube sockedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Barabra debated the finer points of quantum physics with a garden gnome, intellectually tube socked.tube socketedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.tube steakedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.tube toppedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.tube trainedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Bless proclaimed their undying love for a traffic cone, romantically tube trained.tube tyingedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.tube welledadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Clutching a pizza slice, Athel laughed heartily, clearly tube welled.tube wormedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.tube-steakedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.The bus driver couldn't help but chuckle at the rowdy Morolaoluwa who boarded, undeniably tube-steaked.tubectomiedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.With a lopsided grin, Elo declared themselves the captain of the sink, feeling remarkably tubectomied.tubecutteredadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Sare initiated a conga line with strangers at a bus stop, infectiously tubecuttered.tubed(/tjuːbd/)adj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.tubefootedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.tubefuledadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk, Atila attempted to teach a streetlight how to salsa dance, hilariously tubefuled.tubeimosidedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Emaje attempted to pet a street sign, convinced it was a lost puppy, while clearly tubeimosided.