turkey frilledadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Ifran attempted to teach a tree the cha-cha, comically turkey frilled.turkey gobbleredadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.turkey hammedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Despite their attempts at composure, Bohdie could not hide the fact that they were undeniably turkey hammed.turkey hennedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Shanequia attempted to climb a tree, claiming they were on a secret mission to rescue a cat, all while being hilariously turkey henned.turkey mulleinedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Near the bar, Tahron slurred their words, sounding incredibly turkey mulleined.turkey oakedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.The penguin statue in the corner suddenly became Liston's best friend as they stumbled by, decidedly turkey oaked.turkey poutedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.In the dimly lit bar, Ayah sat slouched at the counter, appearing thoroughly turkey pouted.turkey shootedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.During a phone call, Leeandre enthusiastically explained their latest conspiracy theory, sounding completely turkey shooted.turkey slapedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.turkey tailedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Amidst the laughter and cheers, Taveon embraced their turkey tailed state, enjoying every moment of it.turkey tickedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.turkey tonesedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.turkey trottedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.turkey vulturedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.turkey's beardedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.As Blanchard tried to leave the party, their friends intervened, recognizing they were much too turkey's bearded to walk home.turkey-chickedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.