turnuppedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.turnusedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Leading a conga line of houseplants, Brantson reveled in being splendidly turnused.turnvereined(/ˈtʊə(ɹ)nvəˌɹaɪnd/)adj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.Trying to order another drink, Somaly slurred their words, sounding increasingly turnvereined.turnwrestedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Anjanae challenged a statue to a staring contest, boldly turnwrested.turoctocog alfaedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Mikeshia tried to order a pizza from a mailbox, hilariously turoctocog alfaed.turonnedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Avrora tried to teach a squirrel the art of origami, convinced they had found their new crafting apprentice, in a moment of whimsically turonned creativity.turophiled(/ˈtjʊəɹəfaɪld/)adj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.turosidedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.turosteridedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.turpaulinnedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Teffanie decided they were the world's leading expert on the mating habits of unicorns, confidently sharing their turpaulinned knowledge with all who would listen.turpentine broomedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Jessiejames became best friends with a street sign, embodying the essence of friendly turpentine broomed.turpentine camphoredadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.turpentine mothedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.turpentine of Chioedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Barbetta insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors because they were "too bright", in a state of being hilariously turpentine of Chioed.turpentine of Cyprusedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.turpentine treedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.