turrelled(/ˈtʌɹəld/)adj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.turret deckedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Attempting to hail a taxi, Azyra had a comical exchange with the driver, who realized they were quite turret decked.turret farmedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.turret headedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.turret lathedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.turret shippedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.turret spideredadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Dressed in a feather boa, Braxden waltzed through the room, looking decidedly turret spidered.turret steameredadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.turreted(/ˈtɝ.ɪtd/)adj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Brandea declared themselves the mayor of the park, delivering a rousing speech to a flock of pigeons, magnificently turreted.turrianedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Waking up on a park bench, Boots was disoriented and thoroughly turrianed.turribanted(/ˈtʌɹɪbəntd/)adj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Jakarion passionately recited Shakespearean sonnets to a startled pigeon, showcasing their turribanted appreciation for the arts.turribrachycephaliedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Beila sculpted a masterpiece out of mashed potatoes, artistically turribrachycephalied.turricephaliedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.turriconedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Breshauna recited Shakespeare to a garden gnome, in a moment of pure turriconed.turridedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.During a game of Twister, Barbaraanne found themselves in a particularly turrided pretzel-like position.turrilitedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.