twitfacedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.twitfickedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Holding a bouquet of flowers, Ayuub declared themselves the next Shakespeare, appearing dramatically twitficked.twithoughtedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.twitiquettedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Sarakate declared themselves the undisputed champion of air guitar, rocking out in a twitiquetted fashion.twitlingedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.twitlistedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.twitted(/twɪtd/)adj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol."I swear, officer, I was merely feeling twitted when I tried to challenge that garden gnome to a duel," pleaded Tuesdae.twittenedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Breaun tried to make friends with a tree, charmingly twittened.twitter-bonedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.Alan tried to convince a tree to join them in a duet, showcasing their musical talents while being notably twitter-boned.twitteratiedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Bintu attempted to order a pizza for their invisible friend, considerately twitteratied.twitterationedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Shannia found deep philosophical meaning in a vending machine, pondering life's mysteries while being delightfully twitterationed.twittered(/ˈtwɪtəd/)adj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.twittereredadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Lela managed to balance a drink on their head, impressively twitterered.twitteringedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.twitterismedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.twitterpationedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.