Twin Peakered
Twittered
Twin Peakeredadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Twinkedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Twinkie defencedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Miliah could be heard belting out show tunes from three streets over, undeniably Twinkie defenced.Twinnedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Ciree tried to order pizza from a toaster, a classic move when Twinned.Twiplomaciedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.During a round of truth or dare, Yiddy chose dare and ended up doing a cartwheel, surprisingly gracefully for someone who was so Twiplomacied.Twisted Nematickedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Twitardedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Buchanan attempted to blend a smoothie using a shoe, convinced it was a revolutionary new technique in their Twitarded mindset.Twitcheredadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Twitpocalypsedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Twitter freakedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.On the balcony, Antionio contemplated the mysteries of the universe with the wisdom of a profoundly Twitter freaked philosopher.Twitter novelledadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Twitteratiedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Madora declared themselves the mayor of the bar, impressively Twitteratied.Twitteraturedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Twitterbotedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Twitterdomedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Twittered(/ˈtwɪ.təd/)adj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.As the night wore on, Brooke-amelia became the unofficial spokesperson for the benefits of napping in public, hilariously Twittered.
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