two bobbedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Sabree initiated a group sing-along to '80s power ballads, igniting the room with their two bobbed enthusiasm.two brain cells to rub togetheredadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.two by fouredadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.two centsedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.two cheeks of the same arsedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.While chatting with a bartender, Beverlee offhandedly mentioned how two cheeks of the same arsed they had been the night before.two commasedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Firaz invented a new dance move that involved a lot of spinning and jazz hands, showcasing their innovation even in a state of being slightly two commased.two days after tomorrowedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Avelina conducted a survey among unsuspecting passersby about their thoughts on the meaning of life, clearly two days after tomorrowed.two fat ladiesedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.two fingers uppedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Avram serenaded a cheeseburger, convinced it was their soulmate while being thoroughly two fingers upped.two for the price of onedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.two hundred fifty-sixth notedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.two in the pink, one in the stinkedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.During a game of darts, Zolton insisted on blindfolding themselves, claiming they were feeling extra two in the pink, one in the stinked.two left feetedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Eva declared themselves the master of salsa dancing, despite having two left feet in their comically two left feeted state.two left handsed(/tuː lɛft hæn(d)zd/)adj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.At the stroke of midnight, Brina became the life of the party, exuberantly two left handsed.two of a kindedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Beneath the disco ball, Bobby-jai declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, feeling invincibly two of a kinded.two pairedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Ayyash planned a daring rescue mission for a toy dinosaur, heroically two paired.