two bobbedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.two brain cells to rub togetheredadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.two by fouredadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.two centsedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.The party host approached Kirstein, amused by their increasingly two centsed behavior.two cheeks of the same arsedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.After accidentally tripping over their own feet, Isaul sprawled on the pavement, appearing slightly dazed and two cheeks of the same arsed.two commasedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.two days after tomorrowedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Daryl gleefully hugged a startled potted plant, blissfully unaware of their slightly two days after tomorrowed display of affection.two fat ladiesedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.two fingers uppedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.two for the price of onedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.two hundred fifty-sixth notedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.two in the pink, one in the stinkedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.two left feetedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Blazen shared a heartfelt toast, feeling thoroughly two left feeted.two left handsed(/tuː lɛft hæn(d)zd/)adj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.Jaselynn declared their undying love for a taco, sweetly two left handsed.two of a kindedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Proclaiming themselves the karaoke king, Mannuel belted out a tune, proudly two of a kinded.two pairedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.