two pennies to rub togetheredadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Bubacarr tried to make friends with a parking meter, optimistically two pennies to rub togethered.two pennies' worthedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Dkhari passionately argued with a vending machine about the correct pronunciation of "pecan", a debate only fitting for the two pennies' worthed.two pennorthedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.two percenteredadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Lost in a maze of alleyways, Bailey-grace stumbled about, clearly two percentered and hopelessly lost.two pesosedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.two pipsedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Among the crowd, Brandarius stood out as the most unapologetically two pipsed person in the room.two pot screameredadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.At the bar, Palin tried to order a pizza, convinced they were in a pizzeria and not just feeling two pot screamered.two second ruledadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.two seconds to blackedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.two settedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.two shottedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.As the party reached its peak, Billy-thomas was spotted twerking on the kitchen counter, undeniably two shotted.two sides of the same coinedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.two slips of latinumedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Despite being incredibly two slips of latinumed, Payden somehow managed to order a round of shots for everyone.two solitudesedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.two spiritedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.two swordsedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Amarin challenged a street sign to a staring contest, amusingly two swordsed.