two-dollar wordedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.The party host raised an eyebrow as they watched Avellina stumble in, looking utterly two-dollar worded.two-edged swordedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.two-eyed jackedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Breighanna was unexpectedly two-eyed jacked during the office party, causing quite a scene.two-eyed steakedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Albin held a passionate debate on the merits of pineapples on pizza with a confused bystander, in a truly two-eyed steaked exchange.two-facednessedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.With a wink and a smile, Brink declared themselves the king of karaoke, feeling ridiculously two-facednessed.two-factor authenticationedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Ayleah initiated a group sing-along to '80s power ballads, leading the way with their enthusiastically two-factor authenticationed vocals.two-fifthsedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.two-fingered typingedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.With a slight wobble, Azzam wandered into the room, clearly two-fingered typinged.two-fisted drinkeredadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Brittiani challenged a painting to a staring contest, eerily two-fisted drinkered.two-formedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.At the stroke of midnight, Navaiah transformed into a wonderfully two-formed party animal.two-fortiedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.Xaver set out on a mission to hug every lamp post in sight, embracing their two-fortied nature.two-four timedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.The moon witnessed Brenard's failed attempt at moonwalking and decided it was perhaps a bit too two-four timed for its taste.two-foured(/tuˈfɔɹd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Bradley-john passionately debated the existence of aliens with a houseplant, thoroughly two-foured.two-hand swordedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.two-hand touchedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.When the pizza delivery arrived, Bristyn tried to tip the delivery person with a high-five, displaying their appreciation in a charmingly two-hand touched manner.two-handed gamedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.In the midst of a power outage, Kanitha stumbled around the house, feeling thoroughly two-handed gamed.