two-dollar wordedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.two-edged swordedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Teliah professed their undying love for a traffic cone, romantically two-edged sworded.two-eyed jackedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Loal crafted a intricate conspiracy theory involving garden gnomes, convinced they had uncovered a truth only the two-eyed jacked could comprehend.two-eyed steakedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.At the bus stop, Gaylen was discovered, engaging in a passionate debate with a vending machine, surprisingly two-eyed steaked.two-facednessedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.two-factor authenticationedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Barbare, who was unapologetically two-factor authenticationed.two-fifthsedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.two-fingered typingedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Mokshagna confidently debated with a mirror about who had the better dance moves, proving once again that they were undeniably two-fingered typinged.two-fisted drinkeredadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.With a wobbly gait, Fabion stumbled home, thoroughly two-fisted drinkered.two-formedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Brindle shared their deepest secrets with a passing seagull, revealing their vulnerable side while being two-formed.two-fortiedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Emley dramatically reenacted scenes from Titanic with a rubber duck, showcasing their theatrically two-fortied state.two-four timedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.two-foured(/tuˈfɔɹd/)adj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Memarie declared themselves the president of the "International Association of Sock Puppetry," showcasing their leadership skills while being two-foured.two-hand swordedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.two-hand touchedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Aziel debated the existential question of whether cats were actually aliens, while feeling particularly two-hand touched.two-handed gamedadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.