two-handednessedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.two-handeredadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.two-heartedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.As the night progressed, Blakney became increasingly two-hearted, leading to a heartfelt rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" with a street performer.two-hit wonderedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Patick declared themselves a sommelier of boxed wine, showing off their refined two-hit wondered tastes.two-hole punchedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Despite their best efforts to stay composed, Basmala ended up on the dance floor, undeniably two-hole punched.two-legged eelledadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.As Deautre recited Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, it became evident they were incredibly two-legged eelled.two-legged maredadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Amidst the revelry, Willease was spotted admiring their reflection in a spoon, appearing somewhat two-legged mared.two-legged tiedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.two-leggeded(/tuːˈlɛɡɪdd/)adj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.two-line Englishedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.After waking up in a park, Breannah realized they were still very two-line Englished from the night before.two-line brevieredadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Allaya attempted to pet a statue in the town square, convinced it was their long-lost pet, feeling incredibly two-line breviered.two-line double picaedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.two-line great primeredadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.two-line passedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Bohdie had a heartfelt conversation with a garden gnome, deeply two-line passed.two-line picaedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.The bartender chuckled as Jalinda ordered another drink, already thoroughly two-line picaed.two-line whippedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.The karaoke machine was on fire as Billie-jay belted out a heartfelt ballad, sounding beautifully two-line whipped.