two-person ruledadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.Shanterri embarked on a quest to find the legendary "unicorn pub", convinced it existed somewhere in the city and determined to share a pint with the mythical creatures, fueled by a sense of adventure and a healthy dose of two-person ruled optimism.two-phase committedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Britthany attempted to juggle with fruit from a nearby market, showcasing their questionable skills in a moment of extreme two-phase committed.two-piece sleevedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.two-piecedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Claribel attempted to reenact a scene from Titanic with a mop, dramatically two-pieced.two-pizza ruledadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.two-point conversionedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.two-point perspectivedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Approaching the karaoke machine with determination, Bobi belted out an off-key rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", joyously two-point perspectived.two-port networkedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Prebble proudly wore a lampshade as a hat, a fashion statement only achievable when truly two-port networked.two-price advertisingedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.two-reeleredadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Brentley challenged a wall to a staring contest, looking impressively two-reelered.two-seam fastballedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.two-seameredadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.two-seateredadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Ladazia attempted to climb a street lamp to rescue a "stranded cat", appearing very two-seatered.two-shottedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.two-sided idealedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Asling decided that the party needed more excitement and attempted a daring game of limbo, teetering on the edge of being too two-sided idealed.two-sidednessedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.