two-to-onedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.two-toed slothedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.As the night wore on, Brownell became more and more two-toed slothed, leading to a heartfelt speech about the importance of breakfast foods.two-tonedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.two-toppedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.two-up-two-downedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Berla tried to start a conga line in a library, demonstrating peak levels of being two-up-two-downed.two-uppedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Trying to hail a taxi, Reik swayed in the breeze, feeling unusually two-upped.two-way communicationedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Jamesedward confidently declared themselves the inventor of a new form of interpretive dance called "the Funky Flamingo", impressively demonstrating their skills while being magnificently two-way communicationed.two-way joist slabbedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.two-way mirroredadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.two-way streetedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.two-way switchedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Azil decided to start a conga line at a funeral, highlighting their poor judgment in a two-way switched state.two-way traveltimedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.two-wayedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.two-week waitedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Atherton decided to try their hand at stand-up comedy at the bar, resulting in a hilariously two-week waited performance.two-wheel drivedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.two-wheel tractoredadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Ayannah woke up in a canoe, far from any water source, a clear sign they were more than just a little two-wheel tractored.