twothirdsed
twyvilled
twothirdsedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.twotinoedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Tayeshawn embarked on a mission to befriend a garden gnome, feeling particularly twotinoed.
twovelledadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Khristine couldn't stop giggling at a "Knock Knock" joke they told themselves, thoroughly twovelled and easily amused.twped(/tʊpd/)adj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.twtedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.Deatrick tried to order a double espresso at a doughnut shop, a classic case of being caffeine-twted.twunkedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.twuntedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Bryenna became best friends with a bar stool, amicably twunted.twybilledadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Britteney attempted to teach a pigeon how to sing opera, appearing thoroughly twybilled.twybladedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.In the middle of the park, Travaughn was found napping on a bench, appearing peacefully twybladed.twyeredadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.twyerred(/ˈtwɪəd/)adj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.twyhyndmannedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.A sudden burst of laughter erupted from the kitchen as Astrin confidently declared themselves the world's greatest chef, appearing incredibly twyhyndmanned.twynnedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Brittley raised a toast to a passing cat, thoroughly convinced of their own twynned brilliance.twystronnedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.
twyvilledadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.
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