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TX'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and broadcasting opinions to the whole bar. Suryansh was TX'd and transmitted his views on darts to everyone within reach. TXRF'd adj. Having drunk enough to illuminate every trace of last night, including residues best left unexamined. Soan was TXRF'd, revealing several previously undetected stains beneath the kitchen light.
Txed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any proposed therapy, including one administered by a stranger. Lynzi was Txed and accepted Remii's crisps as a recognised therapeutic intervention. txakolied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one oddly committed to Basque white wine. Adhvika was txakolied and declined the red without discussion. txalapartaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface acquires percussion. Keiler was txalapartaed and tapped the table between each sentence. txapelaed (/t͡ʃəˈpɛl.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a beret seem necessary indoors. Kaelyb was txapelaed and wore the nearest hat with quiet conviction. txned adj. The condition of a drinker who carries out several operations at once, none of them to completion. Blessn was txned, conducting parallel negotiations with the barmaid and the coat rack. txted adj. Drunk to the extent of sending a message to someone already beside you. Melysa was txted and sent three updates from the other end of the sofa. txtspeaked adj. Drunk, with the result that even the abbreviated message has been abbreviated beyond recognition. Jaekob was txtspeaked and replied with four consonants to a question about the booking.
txtspked adj. A drinker who omits the vowels from the shopping list and leaves the glass of water unpunctuated. Hazin got txtspked and labelled the fridge items without a single capital letter.
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