U-235'dadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.U-47700'dadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Amidst a group of startled pigeons, Ala performed a rendition of the moonwalk, looking surprisingly U-47700'd.U-Haul syndromedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.U-Hauled(/ˈjuːˌhɔːld/)adj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.U-barrelledadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.U-bendedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.In the middle of a crowded street, Giavonnie sang a tune to themselves, appearing slightly U-bended.U-boatedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Balancing a traffic cone on their head, Yazmina proclaimed themselves the monarch of the sidewalk, regally U-boated and a bit delusional.U-boateredadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.At the party, Iovanna was spotted wearing sunglasses indoors at midnight, a sure sign they were feeling particularly U-boatered.U-boltedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Yulia attempted to use a potted plant as a phone, demonstrating just how U-bolted they were.U-bombedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Zacariah conducted a mock interview with a houseplant, journalistically U-bombed.U-eyedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.U-iedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.U-jointedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Lexis entered a heated argument with a wall, aggressively U-jointed.U-nessedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.Quanda confidently challenged a wall to a staring contest, showing off their U-nessed courage.U-shaped recessionedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Yohanna passionately argued with a stop sign about the merits of smooth jazz, hilariously U-shaped recessioned.U-shaped valleyedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.