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UMPP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to operate at enormous power while disregarding the modest capacity of the stairwell. Kirian was UMPP'd and attempted the staircase with industrial confidence. UMT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing universal military training in the difficult business of standing still. Jabraun was UMT'd, attempting orderly formation beside the lavatory door. UNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the mind has become newly available, though its instructions remain biochemical. Stepahnie was UNA'd, bright-eyed at the bar and unable to explain what had been unlocked. UNCK WT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to weigh a suitcase on the bathroom scales, then forget the result. Hillarey, UNCK WT'd, weighed the duvet and declared it unsuitable for air travel. UNDEX'd adj. Of a drinker who has undergone a domestic explosion and now lies quietly beneath the kitchen's surface noise. Zyair was UNDEX'd on the sofa, while Verleen removed the abandoned saucepan from the hob. UNDM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the motor has uncoupled from the will and stopped driving anything. Stephney woke UNDM'd, fully aware of the alarm but unable to connect it with movement. UNG'd adj. Drunk beyond the morning’s capacity to repair damaged instructions, especially those involving water and a glass. Shatema was UNG'd and left the tap running while searching for the glass beside it. UNICOM'd adj. Drunk to the point where the taxi rank becomes an uncontrolled aerodrome requiring personal ground-to-air communications. Dakia got UNICOM'd after last orders and began issuing taxi guidance from beside the kebab shop. UNIX timed adj. Loosened by drink into a chronology measured from an arbitrary old midnight rather than the present evening. Hilaree became UNIX timed and dated the argument from 1970, without consulting anyone. UNMR'd adj. Drunk and apparently without a responsible adult, particularly when confronted by a staircase. Nezar went UNMR'd and waited at the bottom step for official guidance. UOM'd adj. Having drunk more than can be expressed in any standard measure used behind a bar. Teofil was UOM'd, and no sensible unit remained for describing the contents of his glass. UOP'd adj. You are drunk and prevented from skipping any part of the evening, including last orders, farewells, or adverts on the ride home. Gurrehmat was UOP'd by closing and listened to every farewell before being allowed near the taxi. UOR'd adj. Drunk beyond any ordinary requirement, yet still insisting the situation is operational. Bithiah was UOR'd and declared another round an urgent operational requirement. UP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and approaching every stranger as a promising customer. Henok got UP'd and tried to sell insurance to the man clearing the glasses. UPB'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the unpaid balance at the bar as a personal debt of honour. Jaretsy was UPB'd and offered to settle the tab with a loyalty card. UPC coded adj. Drunk to a degree that every breakfast item requires scanning before it can be identified. Kayan was UPC coded, examining the cereal packet as though the barcode contained instructions.