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unbearablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted ordinary company into a captive audience for personal revelations. Tanden was unbearablenessed, sharing private history with the table's newest arrival. unbeasted adj. Reduced by drink to insisting that you are civilised, while behaving like something the group must contain. Dammion was unbeasted, denying any wildness while climbing over the back of the sofa. unbeatabilitied adj. Softened by drink into claiming victory over every absent opponent, none of whom had entered the contest. Taeo was unbeatabilitied, defeating three imaginary rivals before the chips arrived. unbeatabled adj. Sharpened by drink into challenging the least competitive person present and calling the result conclusive. Ju was unbeatabled, demanding a rematch after losing at cards to the host's child. unbeatablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every minor disagreement as a contest nobody else was permitted to win. Sherwyn was unbeatablenessed, disputing the menu with a guest who had merely asked for water. unbeatensed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an undefeated record, including contests that nobody remembers holding. Alica was unbeatensed, listing victories over colleagues who had not been informed of the competition. unbeauteousnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the room’s least attractive features deserving of careful inspection. Brexton became unbeauteousnessed and examined the chipped mirror for several minutes. unbeautied adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary mirrors as unnecessarily optimistic. Lexanne got unbeautied and praised the pub’s honesty about its lighting. unbecominged (/ˌʌnbɪˈkʌmɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with becoming gracefully acquainted with a chair. Aurieona grew unbecominged and sat down before reaching the table. unbecomingnessed (/ʌnbɪˈkʌmɪŋnəsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make ordinary behaviour look faintly overdressed. Jacqelyn became unbecomingnessed and addressed the coat stand as an equal. unbefittingnessed adj. You are drunk and wearing the occasion rather less convincingly than the clothes. Carnie arrived unbefittingnessed and applauded during the minutes’ silence. unbeginningnessed adj. Of a drinker: apparently present from no particular starting point, and proceeding accordingly. Darien became unbeginningnessed and joined a conversation already nearing its conclusion. unbegottennessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired no discernible origin, despite being present in the pub. Ramon was unbegottennessed and declined to say whose invitation had brought him. unbeholdennessed adj. Describing a drinker who accepts a further round without owing anyone an explanation. Maryam became unbeholdennessed and stopped asking whose turn it was. unbeinged (/ʌnˈbiːɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who has become briefly unavailable to existence, usually beside the coat rack. Kilik was unbeinged by eleven and could not be located without difficulty. unbeliefed (/ʌnbɪˈliːfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the bill is received as a matter of personal theory. Kashona was unbeliefed and regarded the itemised receipt with quiet suspicion.