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unbiassednessed adj. Describing a drinker who sways impartially towards every available handrail. Brentin became unbiassednessed, distributing his weight evenly between both walls. unbibiumed (/ˌuːnbaɪˈbaɪəmd/) adj. A drinker who has achieved the unstable dignity of an element not yet discovered. Joselina went unbibiumed halfway up the stairs and required observation from the landing. unbienniumed adj. A drinker so far gone that each foot takes two years to agree with the other. Kamera became unbienniumed and negotiated the final three steps over most of the evening. unbihexiumed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to coordinate six directions at once. Axton went unbihexiumed and attempted the staircase from six different angles. unbindered adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot keep limbs, words, or shoelaces attached to their intentions. Bogart was unbindered by the landing, with his speech and feet pursuing separate plans. unbindinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has gradually freed every movement from its intended sequence. Hudson became unbindinged and watched his knees abandon the agreed route downstairs. unbiniliumed adj. Reduced by drink to an unconfirmed element, detectable chiefly by disturbances around the bannister. Bodyn became unbiniliumed and left an uncertain trail of contact along the staircase. unbioctiumed adj. Softened by drink into a substance that yields slightly at every step. Yan went unbioctiumed on the stairs, bending gently wherever the evening placed him. unbipentiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into five abrupt attempts at the same movement. Analuisa became unbipentiumed, making five precise but unsuccessful turns towards the loo. unbiquadiumed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose balance comes apart in four directions. Srivar was unbiquadiumed, with both shoulders and both knees departing the staircase independently. unbirthdayed (/ʌnˈbɜːθ.deɪd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every stair seems to be celebrating separately. Dayshanay became unbirthdayed, pausing on each step as though receiving a small present. unbirthed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs backwards, without having been asked. Indie-rose grew unbirthed and began descending backwards, trusting the banister more than memory. unbirthinged adj. Drunk and retreating towards the nearest low space whenever standing becomes administratively difficult. Shondi went unbirthinged beneath the table after losing an argument with the staircase. unbiseptiumed adj. Drunk to the point where seven consecutive steps require separate acts of courage. Tanzania became unbiseptiumed and treated the short staircase as a seven-part expedition. unbitriumed adj. Drunk enough to require three attempts at every simple movement. Megin went unbitriumed, reaching for the handle three times before finding the door. unbiuniumed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which of two feet has just moved. Zentavious became unbiuniumed and asked the bannister which leg was in charge.