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unbodilinessed adj. Drunk enough to regard the body as temporary luggage for the journey home. Karensa became unbodilinessed and left her knees to negotiate the stairs independently. unboiled lobstered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a police officer from a particularly official-looking member of the queue. Tharen became unboiled lobstered and asked the officer whether he was waiting for a night bus. unbookishnessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the journey home as a narrative requiring a beginning, middle or destination. Yardena was unbookishnessed and gave the taxi driver an address consisting only of a street name. unborn childed adj. Drunk, with the result that the taxi journey develops slowly and entirely under someone else's direction. Callasandra was unborn childed and allowed the driver to determine where the evening would mature. unborned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening's final destination still developing. Kirubel was unborned, with the taxi ride home apparently still at an early stage. unbornnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker not yet arrived, despite being carried towards home. Alaiah was unbornnessed in the back of the taxi, present but not yet delivered. unbosomered adj. Drunk to the extent of disclosing the entire evening's troubles to whoever is holding the coats. Hayya went unbosomered in the cloakroom, confiding everything to a stranger in a wet scarf. unbosominged adj. Drunk on the strength of telling the taxi queue exactly why the evening has gone as it has. Blerina was unbosominged by last orders and explained the dispute to everyone waiting outside. unbound stated adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the rules governing departure have been repealed. Natricia was unbound stated and continued ordering drinks after the till had been closed. unboundednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and extending the evening in every available direction. Locki was unboundednessed, finding room for another round despite the landlord's repeated farewells. unboxered adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing each coat from the cloakroom as though it contained the way home. Keimya went unboxered and unpacked the entire cloakroom before finding her own coat. unboxinged adj. Still drunk, and treating the return home as an unpacking exercise conducted one pocket at a time. Ranie was unboxinged on the doorstep, discovering receipts, keys and crisps in sequence. unboyfriended adj. Too drunk to identify a desirable stranger without first assigning him responsibility for getting you home. Kaydi became unboyfriended and appointed a courteous man near the bar to supervise the taxi. unbreakabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the last glass, the bar stool and the journey home as unbreakable arrangements. Jacelynn was unbreakabilitied and insisted the leaning bar stool would support another round. unbreakabled adj. Having drunk enough to assume that the final round, like the evening, cannot be broken off. Jenasys was unbreakabled and ordered another drink after the landlord's closing announcement. unbreakablenessed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, yet remaining attached to the departing round. Caylie was unbreakablenessed and would not release the bar until the taxi arrived.