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uncertainty aversioned adj. The condition of a drinker who removes every ambiguity by choosing the first explanation available. Esteller got uncertainty aversioned and decided the silent waiter was accepting his resignation. uncertainty principled adj. The drunkenness of one who measures two places at once, then confidently occupies whichever seems less stable. Hageo was uncertainty principled and claimed to be standing in both doorways simultaneously. uncertificationed adj. Reduced by drink to revoking your own credentials, then continuing as though the withdrawn certificate remained valid. Carlous became uncertificationed and cancelled his authority to operate the karaoke machine, then carried on. uncertituded adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion's reassurance opens a fresh question. Daeon, uncertituded, asked whether the taxi had always been following them or had recently decided to. uncessantnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a continuous appeal against the evening's entirely reasonable conclusion. Mckail became uncessantnessed, petitioning Trayana for another round after the till had closed. unchainered adj. Sharpened by drink into releasing every restraint, including the one preventing you from emailing the managing director. Joseth became unchainered and freed the office printer from its paper tray at midnight. unchallengeablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into believing every proposal unanswerable, especially those made without preparation. Shatarra grew unchallengeablenessed and presented the coat-check ticket as an unquestionable business plan. unchanced adj. Emboldened by drink to treat misfortune as a recommendation and proceed with the original plan. Aruba got unchanced and returned to the locked pub, certain the second attempt would improve matters. unchangeabilitied adj. Drunk and committed to the first decision, even after it has acquired several visible disadvantages. Sorsha got unchangeabilitied and carried the wrong coat home rather than revise the evening's conclusion. unchangeabled (/ʌnˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒəbəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where a provisional opinion has become an immovable article of personal law. Alexzia became unchangeabled and maintained that the moon had been parked above the station. unchangeablenessed adj. Drunk enough to regard an unfortunate decision as permanent, and therefore as retrospectively correct. Saivion got unchangeablenessed and defended the midnight haircut as an irreversible improvement. unchanged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every new proposal is received as an unnecessary alteration. Hamd became unchanged and defended the broken umbrella as a successful permanent arrangement. unchangednessed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the plan has failed, and therefore certain it remains intact. Malazia became unchangednessed and insisted the picnic continued beneath the restaurant's awning. unchangefulnessed adj. Drunk beyond adapting, with each new inconvenience treated as evidence that the original plan was sound. Saffie got unchangefulnessed and kept ordering tea from a café that had closed. unchangingnessed adj. Drunk in a way that repeats the same confident mistake with admirable constancy. Mikaella became unchangingnessed and asked the same locked door for entry every ten minutes. uncharacterizabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation fails to describe the decision, though the decision remains emphatic. Kyrillos got uncharacterizabilitied and appointed the vending machine as his legal adviser.