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uncharinessed adj. A drinker who treats the kitchen's sharpest objects as though they were perfectly sensible companions. Mayco, uncharinessed, buttered toast with a carving knife and left the knife in the bread bin. uncharitablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the last biscuit is hidden behind the sofa cushions for personal security. Maleeha, uncharitablenessed, labelled the final biscuit ‘emergency provisions’ and sat upon it. uncharitied adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the glass of water beside the bed as someone else's responsibility. Michaelangelo was uncharitied and left the water untouched while requesting a fresh jug. uncharted territoried adj. The condition of a drinker who explores the kitchen by touch, finding cupboards previously absent from the household. Yuriana went uncharted territoried and opened the airing cupboard in search of a kettle. uncharted watered adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches a glass of water as unfamiliar domestic terrain. Jaival, uncharted watered, inspected the bedside glass before deciding it required a second opinion. unchartednessed adj. Reduced by drink to an unexplored region of the sofa, with no reliable route back to the kitchen. Jainah was unchartednessed, occupying the corner of the sofa as though furniture had only just been discovered. unchastenessed adj. Softened by drink into treating the laundry basket as a suitable receptacle for every article of clothing. Betsy-bo became unchastenessed and placed a clean jumper in the laundry basket with ceremonial care. unchastitied (/ʌnˈtʃastɪtid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making the glass of water a surprisingly intimate confidant. Asao was unchastitied and whispered household confidences into the bedside glass. unchecked exceptioned adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning the evening with a visible trail of crumbs and no explanation. Mahawa went unchecked exceptioned beside the sofa, leaving a stack trace of crisps on the carpet. unched adj. Softened by drink into occupying one square of the conversation, with no second direction available. Amarylis got unched and pursued one topic across the entire evening without crossing another. uncheerfulnessed adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the cushions with grave attention while declining all further conversation. Esosa, uncheerfulnessed, spent ten minutes aligning the sofa cushions and then turned off the lamp. uncheerinessed adj. Drunk and regarding the cheerful kitchen clock with mild personal resentment. Dennita, uncheerinessed, covered the bright kitchen clock with a tea towel. unchewabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's crisps are assessed for structural resistance rather than flavour. Ivah became unchewabilitied and left one crisp intact beside the sofa for engineering reasons. unchewabled adj. Drunk enough to regard supper as a solid object requiring storage, not consumption. Khanya was unchewabled and put the sandwich in the cutlery drawer. unchildishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa as furniture rather than a trusted nursery fixture. Jenniyah became unchildishnessed and built a blanket fort around the remote control. unchivalried adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the empty glass on the floor beside the sofa for someone else. Rickita was unchivalried and abandoned the water glass precisely where the morning foot would find it.