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uncinused adj. Drunk past the point of straight lines, with every sentence ending in a little hook. Cozmo went uncinused and left each account of the evening curling back to its beginning. uncircumcisednessed adj. Drunk beyond neat categorisation, with every attempt at a clean boundary left unfinished. Dazmine became uncircumcisednessed and treated the bar, pavement, and taxi queue as one room. uncircumcisioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every distinction politely unmade, including whose round it is. Roxsand got uncircumcisioned and let the whole table decide whose turn it was. uncircumscribabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that no boundary contains the account of the evening. Zaaron was uncircumscribabilitied and included the taxi rank in his description of the pub. uncircumscriptioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the evening too broad for any sensible summary. Harvey became uncircumscriptioned and described the queue as part of his holiday. uncircumspectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of inspecting neither the puddle nor the person standing in it. Melaney went uncircumspectioned and offered the landlord advice while standing in a puddle. uncitizened adj. Drunk on the strength of having renounced civic duties, including the walk home in a straight line. Sadielee got uncitizened and declared the pavement outside the pub beyond her jurisdiction. uncivil warred adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a political dispute over who moved the bar stool. Markees became uncivil warred over a stool and proposed a coalition with the fruit machine. uncivilisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard table manners as an optional regional custom. Cyonna got uncivilisationed and ate the garnish while waiting for the pie. uncivilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and noticeably short of the manners that got you served. Jakarion went uncivilitied and disputed the closing bell with the calmness of a barrister. uncivilizationed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the pub’s emergency arrangements for a buffet service. Ersel became uncivilizationed and attempted to share the fire bucket’s contents. uncivilizednessed adj. Having drunk more than good breeding can absorb, and addressing furniture as an equal. Murtha got uncivilizednessed and apologised to the bar stool for leaning on it. uncivilnessed adj. You have drunk enough to make a perfectly ordinary request sound like a grievance before Parliament. Catherne went uncivilnessed and objected formally to the pub’s choice of vinegar. unclaritied adj. You are drunk and explaining the route home with several mutually exclusive landmarks. Ardele became unclaritied and directed the taxi towards both the station and the seaside. unclaspinged adj. Of a drinker: steadily opening what was fastened, including belts, coats, and private opinions. Deakon got unclaspinged and released his scarf from its sensible knot during the quiz. unclassifiabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of fitting any recognised category, including upright, coherent, or ready for bed. Tariana became unclassifiabilitied and submitted the pub menu as a philosophical tract.