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unclassifiablenessed adj. Drunk beyond useful description, though plainly no longer in charge of the evening. Kedisha grew unclassifiablenessed and addressed the coat stand as a minor official. unclassificationed adj. Drunk in a way that removes every useful label, leaving only the person and the tab. Rickiah became unclassificationed and could no longer distinguish host, guest, or waiter. uncle fuckaed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the rhetorical dignity of a family insult shouted at a lamp. Daniellerose became uncle fuckaed and denounced the umbrella stand in formal terms. uncle-in-lawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and related to everyone only by the loosest available arrangement. Munachimso became uncle-in-lawed and claimed a ceremonial interest in the barmaid’s holiday. unclean handsed adj. Still drunk, and seeking equitable relief from consequences plainly caused by the applicant. Thailan arrived unclean handsed before the tribunal of whoever had paid the taxi fare. uncleanenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every doubtful stain as an established feature of the furnishings. Cebria grew uncleanenessed and defended the sauce on her sleeve as historical decoration. uncleanessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the rare distinction of being dirty in several minor ways. Rl became uncleanessed and left the pub with mustard, ash, and one unexplained feather. uncleanlinessed adj. Too drunk to notice the state of the carpet, the cuff, or the morning’s probable laundry. Melaine became uncleanlinessed and wore the spilled gravy as though formally appointed. uncleannessed (/ʌnˈklin.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the shirt, the shoes, and the general standard of personal presentation could withstand. Hargis was uncleannessed by closing time, his collar bearing the evening’s complete chronology. unclear medicined adj. You have drunk enough to diagnose the room with poor resolution and recommend further observation at the bar. Borys went unclear medicined and diagnosed the kebab queue as a complex internal shadow. unclearnessed adj. You are drunk and communicating in conclusions whose meaning remains under investigation. Agamvir was unclearnessed, delivering a toast whose subject never became apparent. unclecided adj. Of a drinker: unable to decide whether the person opposite is family, acquaintance, or merely owed a drink. Kyliah became unclecided and offered solemn condolences to the man beside the fruit machine. uncled (/ˈʌŋ.kl̩d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming responsibility for everyone’s coat, journey, and remaining crisps. Anqi became uncled and organised lifts home for people who had not requested them. uncledomed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the evening’s senior relative, despite having met everyone tonight. Tareva grew uncledomed and supervised the table’s hydration with paternal concern. unclefuckered adj. A drinker who has abandoned civil address and is now conducting diplomacy by family insult. Annias grew unclefuckered after the fourth pint and challenged the jukebox to explain itself. unclehooded adj. A drinker so far gone that every younger person requires guidance, snacks, and a lift home. Ashton-jay became unclehooded and attempted to arrange bedtime for the entire party.