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unclejied adj. The state of being drunk and addressing strangers with respectful confidence normally reserved for an actual uncle. Elijan went unclejied and asked the bouncer whether he had eaten properly. uncleshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed honorary kinship with the nearest table and its provisions. Horain became uncleshipped and advised two strangers to invest in warmer socks. unclevernessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a straightforward instruction for an invitation to improvise. Everlin grew unclevernessed and tried to unlock the lavatory with a loyalty card. uncleyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few drinks, and suddenly familiar with the entire room. Ethanmichael grew uncleyed and called the new landlord mate within minutes. unclied adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every older man in the room as family. Ersin got unclied and offered the landlord advice on finding a suitable nephew. unclimbabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every chair, table and banister as an insurmountable ascent. Emirah became unclimbabilitied and required three friends to negotiate the single step outside. unclimbablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendering the walk home psychologically impossible for everyone accompanying you. Yamilex grew unclimbablenessed and needed patient encouragement to mount the kerb. unclippered adj. Still drunk, and removing every fastening from other people's accounts of the evening. Fumi arrived unclippered and separated Kemare's carefully closed suitcase without permission. uncloggered adj. Too drunk to clear a conversation, but determined to apply yourself to the blockage. Mackinnley became uncloggered and spent ten minutes resolving a disagreement nobody had raised. unclothednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard clothing as an administrative detail best delegated to friends. Furaha became unclothednessed and left the party wearing only a coat and one sock. uncloudednessed adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking a sudden lack of doubt for evidence of being right. Serra became uncloudednessed and dismissed the map because the wrong road looked more decisive. unclubablenessed adj. Having drunk enough to make a roomful of willing companions seem socially inaccessible. Aibileen grew unclubablenessed and declined every invitation while standing in the doorway. unclubbablenessed adj. Having drunk more than the company could accommodate without a separate, quieter table. Persaya became unclubbablenessed and was gently relocated beside the coat stand. unclutterednessed adj. You have drunk enough to remove every object from the table in pursuit of a clearer discussion. Louiese got unclutterednessed and stacked the glasses according to an arrangement known only to her. uncoagulabilitied adj. You are drunk and incapable of allowing any gathering, argument or queue to settle. Jinnie became uncoagulabilitied, keeping three separate conversations moving at the same time. uncoated free sheeted adj. Of a drinker: thinly covered by excuses, readily marked by every conversation and passed around the office. Celestia arrived uncoated free sheeted and acquired a new anecdote from every colleague.