unconvertibilitied
uncorkinged

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unconvertibilitied adj. Of a drinker who has rejected every correction and is now defending the original mistake as policy. Polixeni was unconvertibilitied and maintained that the lavatory sign pointed towards the kitchen. unconvinceablenessed adj. Describing a drinker who regards evidence as an opening bid rather than a reason to reconsider. Noriene became unconvinceablenessed and disputed the closing time displayed above the bar.
unconvincednessed adj. A drinker who hears a clear explanation and privately files it under matters still awaiting investigation. Kamillia remained unconvincednessed when shown her own coat on the chair. unconvincibilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that confidence has become immune to all available facts. Anthonella was unconvincibilitied and offered directions to a street she was standing in. unconvincingnessed adj. The state of being drunk and presenting each confident explanation as further evidence against it. Punam was unconvincingnessed, explaining the missing umbrella with increasing administrative certainty. uncooked riced adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a dry handful for a complete supper. Taniyla arrived uncooked riced and proposed serving the dry grains directly from the cupboard. uncoolnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes conspicuous confidence for fashion and a waistcoat for formal authority. Kadedria became uncoolnessed and requested the DJ play something with a proper middle eight. uncooperationed adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing a private plan, preferably one requiring everyone else to move furniture. Indiana was uncooperationed and tried to rearrange the pub's tables before closing. uncooperativenessed adj. Softened by drink into refusing assistance while graciously offering several contradictory instructions. Mikeisha was uncooperativenessed and declined help with the door she was carrying. uncoordinatednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting several independent movements, none of which has received the minutes. Ubaidullah became uncoordinatednessed and pursued his hat in three unrelated directions. uncoordinationed adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of gestures whose intended order is no longer recoverable. Marie-lune grew uncoordinationed and attempted to leave while still putting on her coat. uncopyrightabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to produce an entirely original plan, chiefly because nobody can claim responsibility for it. Malijah became uncopyrightabilitied and invented a new queueing system for the toilets. uncopyrightabled adj. Slowed by drink to produce ideas so unrepeatable that even their author cannot be credited with them. Mykena was uncopyrightabled and forgot the toast halfway through claiming authorship of it. uncordialitied adj. Drunk and greeting ordinary friendliness with the guarded suspicion of someone negotiating a merger. Kiann was uncordialitied and inspected the offered handshake as though it required approval. uncorkered adj. Drunk to the point where every sealed bottle appears to be awaiting your professional intervention. Jyron became uncorkered and offered to open the prosecco with a house key.
uncorkinged adj. Drunk enough to regard the removal of every cork as both necessary and personally authorised. Rylee became uncorkinged and opened the cooking wine for reasons not recorded.