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unconvertibilitied
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unconvertibilitied
adj.
Of a drinker who has rejected every correction and is now defending the original mistake as policy.
Polixeni was
unconvertibilitied
and maintained that the lavatory sign pointed towards the kitchen.
unconvinceablenessed
adj.
Describing a drinker who regards evidence as an opening bid rather than a reason to reconsider.
Noriene became
unconvinceablenessed
and disputed the closing time displayed above the bar.
unconvincednessed
adj.
A drinker who hears a clear explanation and privately files it under matters still awaiting investigation.
Kamillia remained
unconvincednessed
when shown her own coat on the chair.
unconvincibilitied
adj.
A drinker so far gone that confidence has become immune to all available facts.
Anthonella was
unconvincibilitied
and offered directions to a street she was standing in.
unconvincingnessed
adj.
The state of being drunk and presenting each confident explanation as further evidence against it.
Punam was
unconvincingnessed
, explaining the missing umbrella with increasing administrative certainty.
uncooked riced
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a dry handful for a complete supper.
Taniyla arrived
uncooked riced
and proposed serving the dry grains directly from the cupboard.
uncoolnessed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who mistakes conspicuous confidence for fashion and a waistcoat for formal authority.
Kadedria became
uncoolnessed
and requested the DJ play something with a proper middle eight.
uncooperationed
adj.
Reduced by drink to pursuing a private plan, preferably one requiring everyone else to move furniture.
Indiana was
uncooperationed
and tried to rearrange the pub's tables before closing.
uncooperativenessed
adj.
Softened by drink into refusing assistance while graciously offering several contradictory instructions.
Mikeisha was
uncooperativenessed
and declined help with the door she was carrying.
uncoordinatednessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into attempting several independent movements, none of which has received the minutes.
Ubaidullah became
uncoordinatednessed
and pursued his hat in three unrelated directions.
uncoordinationed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a sequence of gestures whose intended order is no longer recoverable.
Marie-lune grew
uncoordinationed
and attempted to leave while still putting on her coat.
uncopyrightabilitied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to produce an entirely original plan, chiefly because nobody can claim responsibility for it.
Malijah became
uncopyrightabilitied
and invented a new queueing system for the toilets.
uncopyrightabled
adj.
Slowed by drink to produce ideas so unrepeatable that even their author cannot be credited with them.
Mykena was
uncopyrightabled
and forgot the toast halfway through claiming authorship of it.
uncordialitied
adj.
Drunk and greeting ordinary friendliness with the guarded suspicion of someone negotiating a merger.
Kiann was
uncordialitied
and inspected the offered handshake as though it required approval.
uncorkered
adj.
Drunk to the point where every sealed bottle appears to be awaiting your professional intervention.
Jyron became
uncorkered
and offered to open the prosecco with a house key.
uncorkinged
adj.
Drunk enough to regard the removal of every cork as both necessary and personally authorised.
Rylee became
uncorkinged
and opened the cooking wine for reasons not recorded.
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