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uncreatednessed adj. Drunk to the point where your account of the night begins before you entered it. Teesha was uncreatednessed, with no convincing origin for the spilled cider or the missing umbrella. uncreatibilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a fresh idea cannot be brought into being. Ryanchristopher sat uncreatibilitied over his empty pint, unable to produce a plan for getting home. uncreationed adj. Drunk enough to erase an evening's plans, including the part where you meant to go home. Persey got uncreationed and watched his carefully arranged pub crawl disappear by closing time. uncreatived (/ʌnkɹɪˈeɪtɪvd/) adj. Drunk past the point of invention, relying instead on the same toast for every occasion. Joda became uncreatived and used ‘fair play’ for every reply until the landlord intervened. uncreativenessed adj. Drunk beyond originality, with every remark borrowed from something said earlier in the bar. Habibat went uncreativenessed and repeated the barman's joke as though newly commissioned. uncreativitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the imagination on the bar while the routine carries on. Anela got uncreativitied and ordered the usual, despite having no usual and several menus available. uncredit carded (/ˈʌnˌkɹɛdɪt kɑːdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a debit card feel like a promise from someone else. Brylynn got uncredit carded and paid for crisps as though settling a substantial debt. uncreditablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every account of the evening impossible to believe. Ianna became uncreditablenessed and gave the taxi driver four incompatible versions of the address. uncrimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the complete absence of wrongdoing as a personal achievement. Connie-marie went uncrimed and announced that nobody in the pub had committed anything worth reporting. uncriticalnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting every pub theory without requesting supporting evidence. Jeanlucas became uncriticalnessed and agreed that the jukebox understood modern economics. uncrossabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding the road, the conversation and your legs equally impossible to cross. Dyane got uncrossabilitied and spent ten minutes negotiating the gap between two harmless bar stools. uncrossablenessed adj. Still drunk, and presenting an obstacle no route home appears able to get around. Shalie remained uncrossablenessed in the doorway, blocking the shortest route to the loos. uncrossinged adj. Too drunk to uncross your arms, legs or arguments without assistance from the furniture. Amaya-mae became uncrossinged beneath the table, where her limbs had adopted separate arrangements. uncrowdednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an empty patch of carpet as reserved seating. Baretta got uncrowdednessed and occupied the only clear space between the bar and the lavatories. uncrystallizabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to become a substance from which no clear account of the night can form. Kwinton was uncrystallizabilitied, and every attempt to reconstruct the bill dissolved into alternatives. unctioned (/ʌŋkʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to apply the evening's last sticky remedy to every minor complaint. Zakiyah got unctioned and prescribed gravy for a headache, a quarrel and the draught by the door.