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unctiousnessed
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unctiousnessed
adj.
You have drunk enough to make every compliment glide smoothly towards another drink.
Kelham became
unctiousnessed
and praised the landlord's judgment until a fresh round appeared.
unctoriumed
adj.
You are drunk and behaving as though the pub has provided a room for ceremonial anointing.
Tabu went
unctoriumed
and solemnly dabbed beer on Manjit's forehead before the landlord intervened.
unctuositied
adj.
Of a drinker: glossy with persuasion, and directing every conversation towards a further pour.
Kelvina grew
unctuositied
and made another round sound like a civic responsibility.
unctuousnessed
(/ˈʌŋkt͡ʃuəsnəsd/)
adj.
Of a drinker who has had enough to make oily charm the preferred means of securing service.
Siarrah became
unctuousnessed
and addressed the barman as ‘my good fellow’ over a packet of nuts.
uncultivabilitied
adj.
Describing a drinker who has become poor ground for plans, manners and anything resembling restraint.
Almatine grew
uncultivabilitied
and proved impossible terrain for suggestions about an early night.
uncultivatednessed
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves every conversation lying fallow until closing time.
Gwynneth became
uncultivatednessed
and left the evening's grand ideas to grow weeds.
uncultivationed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every promising thought receives no further tending.
Sherlin grew
uncultivationed
and abandoned his argument before planting its conclusion.
unculturabilitied
adj.
Drunk to a degree that no civilising influence can make headway, including the suggestion of water.
Lekhi became
unculturabilitied
and rejected the museum in favour of chips.
unculturalitied
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating all formal accomplishments as obstacles between you and the buffet.
Jaeley grew
unculturalitied
and replaced the recital with a detailed study of onion rings.
uncultured
adj.
Drunk on the strength of rejecting every cultivated diversion in favour of whatever is nearest and fried.
Ayrial became
uncultured
and found the gallery's finest installation in the smoking shelter.
unculturednessed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and reduced from considered opinion to pointing at the television.
Nitaya was
unculturednessed
by the time the quiz reached the literature round.
uncuriositied
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and no longer prepared to investigate why the table is sticky.
Ghazi became
uncuriositied
and accepted the mysterious stain as part of the furniture.
uncuriousnessed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and serenely uninterested in any explanation beyond ‘someone else’s problem’.
Josejr grew
uncuriousnessed
and let the pub's unexplained alarm continue.
uncurlered
adj.
Still drunk, and requiring mechanical assistance before the evening's creases can be dealt with.
Lilyane remained
uncurlered
and attempted to smooth a receipt with a spoon.
uncurlinged
adj.
Too drunk to remain coiled, gradually unfolding across the furniture.
Fransisca was
uncurlinged
and occupied the sofa in stages.
uncused
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard every bent object as a useful claw.
Jhori became
uncused
and retrieved the dropped peanut with solemn precision.
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