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unctiousnessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every compliment glide smoothly towards another drink. Kelham became unctiousnessed and praised the landlord's judgment until a fresh round appeared. unctoriumed adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the pub has provided a room for ceremonial anointing. Tabu went unctoriumed and solemnly dabbed beer on Manjit's forehead before the landlord intervened.
unctuositied adj. Of a drinker: glossy with persuasion, and directing every conversation towards a further pour. Kelvina grew unctuositied and made another round sound like a civic responsibility. unctuousnessed (/ˈʌŋkt͡ʃuəsnəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has had enough to make oily charm the preferred means of securing service. Siarrah became unctuousnessed and addressed the barman as ‘my good fellow’ over a packet of nuts. uncultivabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has become poor ground for plans, manners and anything resembling restraint. Almatine grew uncultivabilitied and proved impossible terrain for suggestions about an early night. uncultivatednessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every conversation lying fallow until closing time. Gwynneth became uncultivatednessed and left the evening's grand ideas to grow weeds. uncultivationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every promising thought receives no further tending. Sherlin grew uncultivationed and abandoned his argument before planting its conclusion. unculturabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that no civilising influence can make headway, including the suggestion of water. Lekhi became unculturabilitied and rejected the museum in favour of chips. unculturalitied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating all formal accomplishments as obstacles between you and the buffet. Jaeley grew unculturalitied and replaced the recital with a detailed study of onion rings. uncultured adj. Drunk on the strength of rejecting every cultivated diversion in favour of whatever is nearest and fried. Ayrial became uncultured and found the gallery's finest installation in the smoking shelter. unculturednessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced from considered opinion to pointing at the television. Nitaya was unculturednessed by the time the quiz reached the literature round. uncuriositied adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer prepared to investigate why the table is sticky. Ghazi became uncuriositied and accepted the mysterious stain as part of the furniture. uncuriousnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and serenely uninterested in any explanation beyond ‘someone else’s problem’. Josejr grew uncuriousnessed and let the pub's unexplained alarm continue. uncurlered adj. Still drunk, and requiring mechanical assistance before the evening's creases can be dealt with. Lilyane remained uncurlered and attempted to smooth a receipt with a spoon. uncurlinged adj. Too drunk to remain coiled, gradually unfolding across the furniture. Fransisca was uncurlinged and occupied the sofa in stages.
uncused adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every bent object as a useful claw. Jhori became uncused and retrieved the dropped peanut with solemn precision.