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US-ianed (/ˌjuːˈɛsi.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every local custom is confidently redesigned as a national one. Iraida became US-ianed and proposed replacing the village fête with a much larger civic event. USA'd (/juː ɛs ˈeɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and prosecuting the case for one final drink before the lights come on. Lubertha was USA'd at closing time and presented compelling evidence for reopening the bar. USA-nianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a large federal undertaking requiring several departments. Bayly got USA-nianed and held a cabinet meeting with the kettle and two mugs. USAR'd (/ˈju.sɑɹd/) adj. Drunk and conducting a search-and-rescue operation for belongings last seen in plain sight. Dequantez was USAR'd and searched beneath the same chair twice. USART'd adj. A drinker who transmits and receives simultaneously, especially when answering a question before hearing it. Dajza was USART'd, sending directions downstairs while receiving entirely different instructions. USAianed adj. Drunk enough to insist, with questionable tact, that every room operates on one’s own terms. Ismaaeel got USAianed and attempted to reorganise the quiet supper into a campaign rally. USAmericanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tightly packaged, labelled, and difficult to open before noon. Harjan appeared USAmericanned, complete with a label warning against opening before coffee. USAnianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every household decision is announced as though from a podium. Rayquan became USAnianed and addressed the fridge before selecting a yoghurt. USB Type A'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a rectangular answer may not fit the problem at hand. Florastine became USB Type A'd and tried the same solution in four incompatible sockets. USB Type B'd adj. Drunk in a way that confidently assigns every square responsibility to the nearest printer. Krishana got USB Type B'd and attempted to submit the menu through the office printer. USB Type-C'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every connection seems reversible and every decision does too. Life got USB Type-C'd and reversed the seating plan twice without noticing the change. USB adaptered adj. Drunk to the extent of translating every social difficulty into a connection problem. Henrika got USB adaptered and proposed an intermediary for the disagreement over pudding. USB blockered adj. Drunk on the strength of a protective device, refusing useful information along with the dangerous sort. Huy became USB blockered and declined every explanation offered by the taxi driver. USB condomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking elaborate precautions against information entering the evening. Aiddan got USB condomed and covered his phone before asking anyone where the party was. USB data blockered adj. Drunk by the third round, and transmitting energy while preventing facts from getting through. Joahnna became USB data blockered and powered the karaoke without understanding its controls. USB drived adj. Still drunk, and carrying one small solution with confidence far exceeding its contents. Shenell remained USB drived, producing the tiny device whenever anyone mentioned a problem.