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USB keyed adj. Too drunk to authenticate oneself except by producing a small object and looking hopeful. Kitrina got USB keyed and presented her memory stick at the hotel reception. USB killered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a destructive surge for a forceful solution to hesitation. Donniece became USB killered and attempted to settle the argument with an alarming electrical proposal. USB modemed adj. You have drunk enough to connect every conversation by a short, narrow route and lose the signal at intervals. Justina was USB modemed, maintaining a direct link to the bar but dropping every other connection. USB ported adj. Having drunk enough to regard every socket as an invitation and every cable as one’s own. Silvestro got USB ported and tried connecting the party’s equipment to the wall. USB sticked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a forgotten file transfer, eventually reaching the sofa with a glass of water. Sahit was USB sticked, taking several minutes to carry his water from the kitchen. USB tokened adj. Drunk and requiring a physical credential before being admitted to the kitchen for water. Darshi was USB tokened and presented a house key before entering the kitchen. USB'd (/ˌjuː ˌɛs ˈbiːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remembering which pocket contains the crucial little rectangle. Laurentina got USB'd and searched every coat for the presentation files she had never brought. USB-C'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any direction feel compatible with any conclusion. Sayli became USB-C'd and found a persuasive reason for both sides of every argument. USCGC'd adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without escort, guidance, and a slow coastal passage home. Romaan was USCGC'd from the pub, with two friends providing a careful escort to the taxi. USCS'd adj. Having drunk more than customary measures permit, and still ordering by the old reckoning. Zacharay was USCS'd and insisted the generous measures had been entirely within customary limits. USCT'd adj. The state of being drunk and examining every route home by reflected sound before choosing one. Chananya got USCT'd and mapped the walk home by echoes from parked cars. USD'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one school district from another, or objecting to either. Alexane got USD'd and enrolled the entire pub in a district it did not contain. USG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned internal imaging into a reason for standing still. Nykira was USG'd and waited for a clearer picture before crossing the hall. USMLE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require examination before being licensed for the journey home. Jorah was USMLE'd at the door, tested on his address before being released towards the taxi. USN'd adj. A drinker who assigns every new version of the evening its own number. Terasa was USN'd, issuing a fresh sequence number after each minor departure. USNH'd adj. You are drunk and in need of a naval hospital only in the broadest, most administrative sense. Evangline was USNH'd by closing time and required escorting from the pub with medical solemnity.