underbearered
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underbearered adj. Drunk and volunteering to carry the evening's burdens, provided someone else chooses which way to go. Rayne got underbearered and attempted to escort four coats home. underbearinged adj. Drunk to the point where every confident decision rests on visibly inadequate support. Arson was underbearinged and based the route home on a receipt.
underbeated adj. Drunk enough to follow a private rhythm beneath the music and insist that everyone else has missed it. Nahome became underbeated and conducted the jukebox from two beats behind. underbeded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a foundation from the thing it is meant to support. Nineth got underbeded and declared the pavement a reliable place to sleep. underbellied (/ˈʌn.dəˌbɛl.id/) adj. Drunk beyond the usual dignity of posture, revealing the underside of every decision. Luverna was underbellied and examined the table from below before returning to the conversation. underbeted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a cautious wager seem daring and an ambitious one seem sensible. Koti became underbeted and staked the taxi fare on a coin toss. underbiddered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes losing an auction feel like having exercised superior judgement. Latyna was underbiddered and explained that withdrawing at the crucial moment was deliberate. underbided adj. Drunk, with the result that every offer is made below what the situation plainly requires. Jhosue got underbided and offered a handshake for the entire restaurant bill. underbited adj. Drunk to the extent of extending the lower jaw into every negotiation and photograph. Ellenora became underbited and conducted the discussion from beneath a determined lower lip. underblanketed adj. Drunk on the strength of a thin layer of comfort, and confident it will support a full night's plan. Arcely got underblanketed and arranged to sleep beneath a tablecloth. underbloused adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that one more layer of clothing will make the decision respectable. Chunta became underbloused and wore a shirt beneath a shirt to attend the off-licence. underblowed adj. The drunkenness of one who misjudges the kitchen counter and strikes it from beneath. Linton went underblowed reaching for the glass of water and blamed the cupboard. underboarded adj. Reduced by drink to treating the board beneath the sofa as a suitable place for a glass. Jahzier became underboarded and stored the water beneath the coffee table. underbodiced adj. Softened by drink into regarding an undershirt as adequate evening wear after the kitchen has closed. Efemena went underbodiced before settling on the sofa with a glass of water. underbodied adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing only the lower parts of furniture, animals and the sofa. Chale was underbodied, inspecting the cat's underside while reaching for water.
underboned adj. Loosened by drink into taking the kitchen chair apart by leaning against it. Jeptha became underboned and navigated the sitting room with motorcycle-like determination.